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Issued 11/1985
From Cracked Magazine #216 with 3 black & white pages. 15 James Bond movies are parodied in this look at the films as follows;1. Dr. No - Bond (Connery) Is about to punch Dr, No in the No Dice Factory.2. From Russia With Love - Bond (Connery) is chased by a Big Fat Dame of the KGB.3. Goldfinger - Bond (Connery) tells Goldfinger to get his thumb of the scale at the Goldfinger's Deli. Also present are the Danger Man, I Spy Agents and U.N.C.L.E. Agents.4. Thunderball - Bond (Connery) is at a Bowling Alley.5. You Only Live Twice - Bond has live three times as Connery, Lazenby and Moore.6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Bond (Lazenby) has to help the Queen get her toe unstuck from the tub faucet.7. Diamonds Are Forever - Bond (Connery) decide not to play the character again.8. Live And Let Die - Bond (Moore) and a lady are about to be eaten by a cannibal. Maybe!9 . The Man With The Golden Gun - Bond (More) has a bigger gun than Scaramamga.10. The Spy Who Love Me - Bond (Moore) is chased by the same Big Fat Dame of the KGB.11. Moonraker - Bond (Moore) on the moon tries to stop other from taking all the rocks.12. For Your Eye Only - Bond (Moore) gets a new pair of x-ray glasses.13. Octopussy - Bond (Moore) is attacked by a Giant Octopus.14. Never Say Never Again - Bond (Connery) thinks he wont play the role again for less than 50 Million.15. A View To A Kill - Bond (Moore) get to view a real killin'.Reprinted in Cracked Blockbuster #10 in 1996
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