The Far-Out Four

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Issued 1975

From Cracked Magazine #123, March 1975, with 5 black & white pages.
President Ford needs help so he uses four guys that he calls Super Heroes. They are Lee Majors as The Six Billion Dollar Man, Henry Kissinger as Super K, Tom Laughlin as Silly Jack and David Carradine as Kung Phooey. So is born Ford's new group of heroes called 'The Far-Out Four' and their mission is to help the U.S. economy. Eggs at 9 cent a dozen and a gallon of gas as well. That would be great, for sure. But it looks like Hubert Humphrey has his own Super Heroes. They are Bobby Fischer as Super Chessman, Dean Martin as Super Guzzler, Hank Aaron as Super Slugger, Mark Spitz as Super Swimmer and Billy Joe King as Super Net Star.