If Other Actors Played The Parts Made Famous By Somebody Else

Written by John Severin (artist)

Issued 07/1978

From Cracked Magazine #151. Ever wounder what 2 movies and a TV series would be like if somebody else played the lead character? Well this answers that question as follows;
1. If Lassie Played Bruce The Shark From Jaws - Why our they hunting a shark for 3 years? Yet, the Sheriff has an idea and catches the shark (dog) with Alpo.
2. If Woody Allen Had Been Cast As James Bond - Bond is held by a woman who is killed. Coldfinger wants to torture him before he has any cookies. But in the end Bond gets away and that's why he's James Bomb! A possible second James Bond movie called "The Spy With The Golden Gub" is mentioned as well.
3. If R2D2 Had Played Fonzie - Richie need the Fonz (R2D2) to help him decide who to take to a dance. Plus the Fonz (R2D2) is taking another Bucket of Bolts!