"Johnny is spending a quiet day in one of England's stateliest stately homes, executing a samba in the bedroom of the 'dancing Duchess' - when, all of a sudden, he's bang in the middle of a three million pound art robbery! That's where trouble starts, but there's a lot more ahead when our hero falls into the clutches of two unscrupulous villains.
Johnny's one consolation is Peggy-Ann, whose clutches he is only too happy to fall into. She's the world's sexiest lady crook and the most shapely girl guide who ever guided a boy through his proficiency tests. Johnny finds her far more interesting than paintings - in fact, she's the Perfect art form!"