"Johnny Perfect, amateur private eye, can resist anything but temptation! And when he's sent to the North Pole to open a crazy tourist hotel - igloo bedrooms, hot and cold running blubber - it comes his way.
Unfortunately, he gets involved with some bomb-happy saboteurs and a bed-happy Russian spy named Louka; he gets blown up, frozen rigid and left to die with the world's most beautiful Eskimo virgin!
Fortunately, cowardly and lecherous though he is, Johnny emerges at the end of his wild and sexy adventure virtually unscathed, and ready for more!"